Goad

everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt GROW OLD ALONE & DIE. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds chirping. beautiful sweet long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.



Goad
Example:
Did you see that fumble? Yeah that was goad!


Goad
Is the unshaven hair that is growing underneath a man's (or woman's) chin/neck that is quite nappy and scruffy looking, or looks as though the person never should have tried to grow hair there. often referred to as a "nasty Goad"
Example:
hey Jim, did you happen to see charlies nasty Goad hes got goin on.

that bum sure had a nasty Goad!


GOAD
Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Example:
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!


Goading
Belittling or Demoralising someone for little or no reason while haveing complete control over them anyway.

Goaded - Past Tense
Derived from the unfair but rad teacher Mr goad.
Example:
'Oh fuck, I'm in for a right goading later'


goad
penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D
Example:
would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!


Goaded
Getting "Owned" or "Pwned"

Except without your intention, it's more or less an accidental and unexpected occurrence.
Example:
Guy walks down flight of stairs and slips, resulting in him busting his ass the whole way down.

Friend sees this hilarious event happen, and says "Bro, you just got goaded!"


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