grapefruiting
When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.Grapefruit
Example:
My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.
My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.
Grapefruit
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Grapefruit
The best living thing ever to have existed. Grapefruit is the Alpha and the Omega. It can never be called a "he" or "she", for the Grapefruit is an "It". Grapefruit is powerful, sexy, charming, seductive, outstanding, astonishing, unique, etc.The ultimate god of the fruits, Grapefruit is the most powerful fruit on earth and overpowers all veggies. It cannot be defined or explained, for Grapefruit is the unexplainable. The invincible. The almighty fruit of all time. Grapefruit has been, is, and will be. A veggie is a Grapefruit's enemy. It bows down at the throne of Grapefruit. Grapefruit is the most powerful thing in the world.
Example:
"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
"I love Grapefruit. It is so powerful."
"Wow, that man is so handsome and charming. His name must be Grapefruit"
grapefruit
A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.
Example:
You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!
That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.
You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!
That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.
grapefruit
Example:
Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.
Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.
Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.
Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.
grapefruit
Example:
girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>
girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>
grapefruit
Example:
'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'
'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'