Grounded

The term equivalent of being sober from alcohol, but specifically sober from smoking dope



Grounded
1. To not allow children to get exercise
2. To not allow children to put on shoes
3. To not allow children to ask parents questions
4. To not allow children to go to parties
Example:
Girl: "Dad can I go for a walk?"
Dad: "No you must not go anywhere. You are grounded"
Girl: "So you want me to get fat?"
Dad: "Yes. Grounding is what I make it"
Friend: "LOL"


Grounded
Grounded. The instance of having zero privileges.

I.E. Not being able to partake in ANYTHING.

The purpose of being grounded is to eliminate any and all "fun" situations until the the sentence of punishment has been served.
Example:
I cannot see my bf Dakota because i have poor grades and my mom grounded me.

I'm using my iPad as a paperweight because I suck and I am grounded

I can't update my twitter or send stupid snaps because I'm grounded from my phone

NO FUN PERIOD IS TO BE HAD WHILE I AM GROUNDED


Grounded
Spiritually speaking, to be grounded is to to bring yourself to a heightened sense of awareness in association with the present moment. This is particularly useful in order to feel more joyful stimulation whether physically or perceptually and at the same time reduce the sometimes detrimental nature of the repeating chatter of the mind.
Example:
Alan Watts once illustrated this point by ringing a bell. There was only sound; filling up the whole room, passing through you and vibrating your whole being. No words or chatter could have captured the healing nature of such grounding. You were grounded and completely inside the experience.


Grounded
Something your parents do after proving them wrong in an aurgument. This can also occur if you point out that your parents often do the same thing they are mad at you for doing.
Example:
Susan L Wade: “I Told You To Take Stuff To The Bathroom To Record That!”
Angel Wade: “But Susan. I Don’t Wanna Take Stuff To The Bathroom That I Don’t Want To
Susan L Wade: “You’re Grounded!”


Grounded
Taking a Viagra before a date and not getting laid, in other words "not being cleared for take-off"
Example:
Last night I got grounded. I was stuck on the Tarmack. I popped a Blue Bullet before I went out with her and never got laid!


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