HEY MAN'S

A #nohomo way to start deep conversations with the boy you’re definitely not obsessed with to the point where you could recognize his haircut at night when he’s super far away



The "hey man"
A greeting originally coined by the St. Express. It is followed by an endless array of words, without any regard for conversational traction.
Example:
St. Express : "Hey man"
Random Recipient: *runs for his life

St. Express: "Hey man"
Random recipient (RR): "hi" (Oh no I just got presented with The "hey man"
St. Express: "yeah so I just talked to the owner of a hardware store in Malibu, he asked me if I wanted to work for him. LOL. I was like yeah there is NO WAY. I mean the weather is nice and all, but I am just no good with hardware. You know what I'm saying?"
St. Express: "I was talking to him after last week's meeting with the board of a local charity I'm involved in. He's not actually in the charity but he wanted to get involved, and all of a sudden he just offers me the job, right of the bat"
St. Express: "But I said yeah Dan, because that's his name. Actually I think it's his middle name, his first name is John but he doesn't like to be called that so he lets people call him Dan. Frankly I don't think John is a too bad name. I mean, John Wayne? Right?! Yeah, no so he prefers Dan."
St. Express: "So I said Dan; listen. I know I got many talents; but selling hardware isn't one of them. Thank you for your offer, I am flattered by it. I will pass it on to some friends of mine who are better at that sort of thing."
etc.


Hey man
An individual who is limited to words such as "hey!", "what!", "yeah!", "put it up now yall", "oh!", "uh", or "buh" when performing backup vocals for a rapper.

While performing with a well known rapper, a hey man will typically make these sounds in an attempt to add to the song.
Example:
Dr. Dre: still taking my time to perfect the beat.
Hey Man: what!
Dr. Dre: and I still got love for the streets
Hey Man: uh uh yeah


Hey Man
Closely related to the south Georgia Hey Yall. A Hey Man is a southern college age (18-35 this is Georgia) male. The typical Hey Man will be found with a Bo Duke hair cut, pink shirt, and a camouflaged UGA hat. A Hey Man usually has long sideburns, and is generally a complete douche bag. Most drive lifted trucks or wish they did but cant afford them. Typical drink of a Hey Man is Bud light. For some unknown reason Hey Yalls are uncontrollably attracted to Hey Man's.
Example:
1.Im gonna buy a a UGA hat to fit in with all these HEY MAN'S. Then trick these HEY YALLS into sleeping with me.

2. Holy shit look at Luke's sideburns he is such a HEY MAN.(Airborne HUA)


hey man gimme dat
what you say when you see someone in the parking lot with a sweet cop radar
Example:
Mike: "sweet cop radar is what I have"
Jose: "hey man gimme dat"
Mike: "but"
Jose: "no"
Jose: "I was in the army now gimme dat POW NEVER FORGET"


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