hardware store
A word to describe someone who pleases women at the expense of his masculinity. He will often be called gay, but that doesn't phase him as long as he gets attention.
Hardware store is along the same lines as tool, tool bag, and tool shed, but to a much greater extreme. The term
hardware store within itself has two separate degrees of
toolness. First is Home Depot, which is basically your average hardware store advertising how much wood it as. The second is known as
Hechinger. Yes, Hechinger went out of business six years ago, but because it went out of business, women can walk right in and take whatever they desire. There is absolutely no hesitation.
hardware store
by The Butcher36 on Feb 08, 2007 08:01:28
Example:
Ranking of
toolness from least to greatest: toolbox,
tool chest,
tool shed, hardware store.
"That kid who always asks the same questions in class such a tool"
"Yea, he's such a hardware store"
hardware store
by thecheezwoman6 on Mar 24, 2012 23:28:45
a bunch of annoying little girls who wear short shorts and little tank tops, even in the middle of winter.
they're like 12 and 13 years old, but pretend that they're 16, even though they scream like they're 10. they follow around a cute boy, typically an aidan who isn't exactly zac efron to the
general population but he is to that one awesome girl who hates the hardware store. they love
spreading rumors about the girl to get him angry at her and so that they can have him all to themselves. they are called a "hardware store" because they are all tools and there are many of them.
hardware store
by g best man on Jan 06, 2007 12:05:20
The most extreme
instance of
toolishness. This person cannot be anymore of
a loser - they are being extremely used by other people or society without even knowing it.
Example:
John: Ashley used to like
white wine but
switched to red because she saw cool people drinking it.
Joe: What a hardware store! Ashley is such a
Home Depot you could fix your house just by talking to her.
Hardware Store
by Arandomboi on Jun 09, 2018 12:03:18
Example:
Dude, I saw this guy pretending to give a homeless
guy a stack of hundreds, but then he fucking
dabbed on him and walked away, what a fucking Hardware Store.
Hardware Store Hot Dog
by BritBrit303 on Aug 08, 2012 11:43:56
Example:
Example One - Mark: I could really use a
Hardware Store Hot Dog right now
Example Two - Juan: I'm totally
worn out from selling Hardware Store
Hot Dogs all day.