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The Hills
Quite possibly THE dumbest fucking show on the face of the Earth. I would rather guzzle cat piss while getting raped up the ass by Wesley Snipes while having bamboo splintered under my fingernails while having my balls chewed on by Jaws (the villain from James Bond) while getting a blowjob from Jaws (the shark from the movie) while watching the episode of Dragon Ball Z where you THINK Vacheta is going to fight Goku but they say it'll be in the next episode while listening to a 7 year old on Counterstrike: Source brag about how he's "teh leet balls" than watch The Hills.
Example:
FUCK THE HILLS


on a hill
a person who is not connected with the realities of life because they live high up on a hill.

usually a son/daughter of a rich family who has no idea about issues and problems of normal people!
Example:
he has no idea about the problems we face cause he lives on a hill!!


The Hills
1: a very, very shitty TV show on MTV that depicts the struggles of College-aged white women who move to Beverly Hills in search of a better life by making a perfect life look overly-difficult and dramatic

2: a raised area of ground
Example:
1:
Chick 1: I'm Blond and I can't even figure out how to get a toaster to work! Wanna go watch The Hills?!
Chick 2: *screaming* AAAAHHHH!!! YES!!! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!
Chick 1: *also screaming* I KNOW RIGHT?!? Hey Bobby, come watch the Hills with us!!
Bobby: I will watch that fucking horrible excuse for a television program as soon as you and your friend lick each other's cunts.
Chick 1: Y'okay.
Bobby: Wha-?

2:
Hey, this raised area of ground looks like a hill, not to be confused with that tv show characterized by a clusterfuck of bulimic whores whining about their perfect lives not being easy, The Hills.


The Hills
The most boring show in the universe. It consist of a bunch of rich assholes who do not have jobs but spend glorious amounts of money on starbucks, martinis, and abortions. Conversations consist of talking about whos hooking up or what club they plan on hitting up that night. The cycle repeats until the season ends. You will learn more from watching a snail cross a highway than watching this show. If you see an average looking person on the show than you probably accidently saw a commercial.
Example:
Blond girl: What happened last night?
Other blonde girl: Spencer was totally hitting on Stacy.
Blonde girl: I don't know what to do. How can I trust him?
Other blonde girl: I think hes going to McFags tonight.
Blonde girl: We should totally go and make him jealous.
Other blonde girl: Totally.
etc etc etc

Viewer: Holy fuck the Hills is the lamest show ever.


the hills
A show MTV created because of the popularity of Laguna Beach. Star Lauren or L.C. and her ditzy friend Heidi decide to live on their "own" in the hills (L.A.), but even though neither has a full time paying job they somehow miraculously have money to pay for everything. Watch out for a cameo of Jason from Laguna Beach. "Reality" t.v only O.C. obsessed teens could believe.
Example:
Lets go watch the hills where Heidi will convince 18 year olds everywhere they can get a party job with no education.


The Hills
'The Hills' sadly is what's rotting the brains of the MTV generation. It's supposed to be the real-life version of 'The O.C.', but from what I've seen of it it's even less believable. What's worse is that the cast are actually celebrities. But they're everyting you don't want in a celebrity - they're dumb, phony attention-seekers!
Example:
The HillsMTVHeidiLaurenAudrinaWhitneyKristinHeidi MontagLauren ConradAudrina PartridgeWhitney PortKristen Kavallari


The Hills
A horrible reality show about a bunch of skinny rich white college kids dealing with their picture perfect life. They've got everything going for them but still find time to whine. abercrombie-kid,laguna beach,she-twig
Example:
Platinum Blonde: man im so pissed how perfect my life is so i think im gonna make up some lame drama.

Dirty Blonde: Yeah me too. gosh life in the hills sucks


The Hills
Wealthy, upperclass, suburban area marked by large properties, larger houses, and sometimes even larger populations of jews. The local police force will usually have nothing better to do than break up high school parties, and the local high schoolers will usually have nothing better to do than spend their parents' money on copius amounts of marijuana and smirinof twist. Keep your eyes open for a high ratio of Starbucks to 7-11s, and an almost unsettling shortage of blacks. Mexicans are right out.
Example:
"There were a lot of parties in the hills that night, so I grabbed my pink northface and my prada purse and waited in my foyer for Rebecca to pick my up in her Land Rover."


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