Masterbateing
bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo,
jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override,
painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket,
pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank
masterbator
by DickDonalds1/4pounder on Dec 16, 2009 17:48:04
A person who is a
3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is
meditation to be able to complete his task.
Example:
Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.
Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.
Yak: That's right I am a
3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and
no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.