High as shit
High as shit. A term used in conjunction with high as fuck. When you are so high that you get tired of the worn out phrase high as fuck, you might incorporate other profanity to substitute the word fuck, in search of some degree of originality amongst peers.Im high as shit
High Level Shit
1) Completing a task better than anyone could possibly do it. 2) What happens when pros get in the zone and kick complete ass.
High-five shit
when two guys are sitting on toilets that are next to each other and within arms reach. while they are making bowel movements at the same time, they high-five.
High Velocity Shit Spatter
Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.
Example:
*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
mile high shit
Example:
Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
Sky High Shit Fuck
Haveing anal sex while falling out of an airplane while the other person has Mud butt (see mud butt)
Example:
I totaly sky high shit fucked that chick from the bar the other day when we went sky diving, it got all over my clothes!
I totaly sky high shit fucked that chick from the bar the other day when we went sky diving, it got all over my clothes!
Cracked on high shit
when someone who is shit at english tries saying that someone is on crack and is high as shit at the same time