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Hornby

by Proper Gooner on Jun 09, 2006 19:51:41

1) A 'Johnny-Come-Lately' football fan. 2) The 'Prawn Sandwich Brigade'. 3) A 'celebrity' who claims to have supported 'x' since they were knee-high but in reality wouldn't know a goalpost from a corner flag. 4) A person who treats a Premiership game as an alternative to a trip to the theatre/art gallery etc. 5) A camera-swinging tourist.

Typically white, liberal, middle-class, professional, higher than average income, university educated, lives in the home counties or the more desirable areas of most cities, and had only the most marginal of interest in/no interest at all in football until 1) after the Taylor Report, 2) the advent of all-seater stadia/The Premiership/Sky, 3) the repositioning of football as 'entertainment'. Drinks in wine bars rather than pubs.

Taken from Nick Hornby, whose first novel 'Fever Pitch' introduced the game for the first time to a whole class of people who had never even thought about going to football before reading his book, and consequently set in motion the complete snd utter commercialisation of the working-man's game, whilst at the same time pricing the working-class out of the game altogether.
Example:
"Excuse me, my wife and I cannot see the field if you insist on standing throughout the game? Would you please sit down?"

"Do want a slap you cunt? Fucking Hornby's.."


Hornbies

by Jonny on Dec 23, 2003 21:26:49

Post 1989 supporters of Arsenal football club. Derived from the novelist 'Nick Hornby', author of Fever Pitch. A book about how he was such a huge Arsenal fan, he couldn't be arsed to travel 200 miles to watch them win their first title for 18 years.
Example:
The Hornbies have developed a case of Wengervision again.


nick hornby

by marcyfight on Apr 12, 2005 14:26:21

(copied from the penguin website)
Nick Hornby was born in 1957, and is the author of; Fever Pitch, High Fidelity, About a Boy, How to be Good and 31 Songs. He also edited the collection of short stories Speaking With the Angel. He is the pop music critic for the New Yorker. In 1999, he was awarded the E.M.Forster award by the American Academy of Arts and Letters. He lives and works in Highbury, North London.
Example:
Nick Hornby is one of my favorite authors.


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