I'd hit it

Vernacular commonly used by males, meaning, «I would NOT MIND having sexual relations with that woman.»There's a big difference between «I'd hit it..." and "I'd definitely hit it!"; same as between «I'd do her.» and «I'd definitely do her!»The first sentence indicates that the person who is speaking is moderately interested in the woman in question. The second sentence indicates that the person is considerably interested in the woman, and might swoop down for the kill, if given the opportunity.



I'd hit it
1: I'd hit it; literally
2: I'd hit it; sexually
Example:
picture of a beautiful/sexy person
I'd hit it......TWO TIMES.

picture of an ugly person
I'd hit it......with a baseball bat.

Yarr, I'd be hitting it.


I'd hit it
a cliche term used on fark.com forums in describing the sexual desirability of someone.
Example:
Lindsay Lohan, I'd hit it.


I'd hit it
if a girl is hot, OF COURSE YOU'D HIT IT. there is no need to say you'd hit it unless the person you say it to might not agree.
Example:
"Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"
"i can clearly see that she is stacked, so you really didn't need to say whether or not you'd hit it because it's so obvious that you would"
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i'd hit that
The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.
Example:
*fine piece of ass walks by*

Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.

SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.

SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.

SHAM 1-3: *glare*


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