I god

This is an interjection taken from the Zora Neale Hurston novel, "Their Eyes Were Watching God" Many of the African American characters speak with very Southern Dialects. "'I God" is actually a shortened form of "By God" This term is often used in order to mock the dialogue of the novel. It can also be used to express one's god complex.



I Speel god
You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.
Example:
I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.


I swear to god
A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.
Example:
John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP


Oh SHi- I mean God no
You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.
Example:
Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.


The day I became a God
Oh, what!? It's the Clannad guy who did that!? That guy is the best!
Example:
Hym "If I go and watch 'The day I became a God' and it's good there is going to be hell to pay! People are talking shit about the creator but YOU KNOW he's one of the greatest writer's of tragedy of all time right!? It had better be bad with all that shit you're talking about it.


say i swear to god
something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.
Example:
Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)


god I wish that were me
Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.
Example:
*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me


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