In Minecraft

When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.



In Minecraft
A phrase used regularly on Kiwi Farms regarding an illegal or contemptible action to ensure the reader (or law enforcement) does not take it literally. Similar in concept to S.W.I.M.
Example:
That guy should have literally ripped that lolcow apart in Minecraft.


Minecraft
What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Example:
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)


Minecraft
Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here
Example:
Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft


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