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Intruder

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The Intruder

by Cat Burglar on Sep 19, 2006 22:47:21

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one employs a numbed hand, giving the sensation of another person. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Example:
Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

intruder

by Cat Burglar on Sep 19, 2006 00:41:37

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one sits on or raises one's hand until it becomes numb from the lack of circulation, then proceeds to masturbate with the numb hand, giving the sensation of another person. Legitimated by a Dave Chappelle reference. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask. This gives the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze. Getting caught up in the moment, one could ask, "How did you get in here?" Or plead, "Stop doing that."

Example:
Hey Rich, I just bought this new ski mask. After dinner I'm going to break a pane of glass in my bedroom window and do The Intruder. I'll call you later.

The Intruder

by Cat Burglar on Sep 20, 2006 13:21:26

Variation on The Stranger where one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Example:
Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

intruder

by nate fingerman on Jul 17, 2006 14:09:59

1. while making out with a chick, you slide your hands down her pants and put your digits in her vagina.

2. reverse underbite with penetration.

Example:
my date was going bad until i gave her the intruder. bitch was loving it, yo.

the intruder

by styxx marino on Mar 07, 2007 12:08:34

A form of "the shocker" but instead of "two in the pink and one int the stink", two in the stink and one in the pink. hence the intruder.

Example:
your too drunk to realize you confused the holes hence the intruder.

girth intruder

by GIRTHQUAKE72 on Nov 15, 2019 03:56:32

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

Example:
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

Girlfriend Intruder

by BarnacleBill on Feb 27, 2010 09:21:42

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.

Example:
Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.

Bed intruder

by G428377 on Aug 06, 2010 12:29:56

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.

Example:
"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!

Bed Intruder

by Jose Juan-Carlos Del Rio on Aug 13, 2010 04:39:44

An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words

"he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife."

Example:
Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga?
Antoine- Nah, but

"we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy"

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