JAMES BOND

The ultimate gentleman spy. Agent 007. The "00" indicates that he has a license to kill (therefore, there are another 8 dudes that can do that). Women want him and men want to be him. Signature drink: Vodka martini, (shaken, not stirred.)Signature gun: of course, a Walter PPK.As long as the queen of England rule the empire, he will be at her secret service. In lingo terms: A bad-white-ass-mofo.It is known that Sean Connery is the best Bond ever.



james bond
A guy who sleeps with at least 5 girls in one movie
Example:


James Bond
Fictional secret agent of Great Britain's SIS (also called MI6). 007. In the Ian Flemming novels, Bond first had a .25 calibre (!) Beretta as a gun, but M and Maj. Boothroyd made him switch it for the Walther PPK when he was nearly killed in action because the Beretta jammed. In the movies Bond uses the PPK exclusivly until he switches to another Walther, the P99 -- however, the scene where his Beretta is replaced by the PPK is preserved in the movie Dr. No. To date, 5 actors have played James Bond in film: Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton (who portrayed a Bond closest to Flemming's original literary character), and Pierce Brosnan. The 6th to play Bond will be Daniel Craig. Craig will be the second Englishman to play Bond (the first was Roger Moore).
Example:
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
"Medium-dry vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."
"I never miss."
"Oh, grow up, 007!"
"I don't know any doctor jokes."


james bond
When a guy has lost all faith that a girl likes him..but if he is good enough he can win the girl and end up dating her or doing stuff with her...like james bond in all or almost all bond films, the girl usually starts out hating him and swearing that they wont touch him...but near the middle or end he always gets the girl doesnt he?
Example:
guy 1: hey man, i heard that joe got with michelle last night even after she told him and everyone she didnt like him?

guy 2: yah man he pulled a james bond!

guy 1: sweeeeeet


James Bonding it
The of act of having sex or making out in a public area with out any one knowing that the act is going on. It is usually at a place of work or a public place where there are a lot of people.
Example:
Hey brah, you know that desk girl at the Hampton Inn, we were totally James Bonding it last night in the Kitchen!!!!!!!!!


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