JLS
A bunch of twats who call their music 'RnB' when really it's just badly disguised chav pop. Everyone things they're well fit. They're not and they regularly involve themselves in various sexual activities with each other.
JLS
A Boy Band that were runners up in the X factor. They are popular among pre teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Despite their entire fanbase being under the age of 12 they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis.They also have random colour schemes of green, yellow, blue and red so anyone wearing one of their hoodies looks like a teletubby.Despite this they have had 3 UK number ones and a rabid fanbase of tweens and their mothers who think they are the ChippendalesJLS
Initials standing for Jack the Lad Swing, used for the crappy boyband that is the bratty little love child of the X factor, a UK singing show. The 4 boys involved are only famous because pre teen girls fancy them all and dream of marrying them, not due to any real musical ability or singing talent. They spend their time bringing out condoms with their names on the to make sure teens 'Just Love Safe' not actually writing meaningful lyrics of their own. For example their lyrics to the song 'Everybody in love'-
Every minutes like an hour,
Every hours like a day,
Every day lasts forever,
....
I’d wait forever and a day for you.
According to their system they'd wait for an hour and a day for their girlfriend and then bugger off.
Every minutes like an hour,
Every hours like a day,
Every day lasts forever,
....
I’d wait forever and a day for you.
According to their system they'd wait for an hour and a day for their girlfriend and then bugger off.
Example:
Jenny: OMG I love JLS! I'm seeing them in concert.
Alice: Shut up, you wouldn't like them if you didn't think they were fit. They can't sing anyway.
Jenny: OMG I love JLS! I'm seeing them in concert.
Alice: Shut up, you wouldn't like them if you didn't think they were fit. They can't sing anyway.
JLS
Jack the Lad Swing. A band which appeared on X-Factor 2008 and came second. They should have won because they were so much better than Alexandra! The main singer, Aston Merrygold is beautiful.
Example:
Hannah: "X-Factor final is on this saturday, who are you going to vote for??"
DeeDee: "JLS obviously, they are the best."
Hannah: "X-Factor final is on this saturday, who are you going to vote for??"
DeeDee: "JLS obviously, they are the best."
JLS
Jealous lover syndrome- this is when you get jealous of that someone claims your best friend as their best friend, when you are jealous that your best friend is hanging out with someone and you can't be there, when someone you don't like hangs out with you best friend or signifcant other or when you are jealous of your significant other talking to the opposite sex.
Example:
"I had I bad case of JLS when I saw Becky was hanging out and having fun with Danielle at a bonfire and I couldn't be there."
"I got JLS when I saw Ben talking to that cute blonde."
"I had I bad case of JLS when I saw Becky was hanging out and having fun with Danielle at a bonfire and I couldn't be there."
"I got JLS when I saw Ben talking to that cute blonde."
JLS
Four Boys Created By
Oritse Williams!
JLS Stands For Jack Lad Swing
In The Group
Aston Merrygold=NOM!
Marvin Humes=ooft
JB=Laaaa
Oritse Williams= ILOVEYOU Owner Of The Group!
Saw You In Concert!
Oritse Williams!
JLS Stands For Jack Lad Swing
In The Group
Aston Merrygold=NOM!
Marvin Humes=ooft
JB=Laaaa
Oritse Williams= ILOVEYOU Owner Of The Group!
Saw You In Concert!
JLS
Example:
JLS are brilliant singers
JLS are brilliant singers
JLS
JLS stands for Jack the Lad Swing. A British boyband who came in second to Alexandra Burke on X Factor in 2008 but have still had an amazing career.
The band consists of 4 members: Marvin Humes, Oritsé Williams, JB Gill and Aston Merrygold. They are all good looking, extremely talented in singing and dancing, they are always down-to-earth and make as much time for their fans as they can.
Their first two singles 'Beat Again' and 'Everybody in Love' went straight to number 1 in the UK singles charts. Their self-titled debut album sold over 1,000,000 copies in the UK. Their second album 'Outta this World' debuted at number 2 on the UK album charts.
JLS won 2 Brit awards in 2010 -BEST British Breakthrough Act & BEST British Single. They also won 4 Mobo Awards.
Before X Factor, JLS were called UFO -Unique Famous Outrageous- and won their first award at the Urban Music Awards in late 2007 for BEST un signed act.
The boys have gone from strength to strength each year being together now for 4 years. They have had a sold out Theater Tour, a sold out Arena Tour and a sold out Summer Tour. They have also had a 3D movie which was originally going to be out for one day, but due to popular demand, it came out over 2 weekends.
JLS have an amazing fanbase which has spread across Europe, America and other countries across the world.
The band consists of 4 members: Marvin Humes, Oritsé Williams, JB Gill and Aston Merrygold. They are all good looking, extremely talented in singing and dancing, they are always down-to-earth and make as much time for their fans as they can.
Their first two singles 'Beat Again' and 'Everybody in Love' went straight to number 1 in the UK singles charts. Their self-titled debut album sold over 1,000,000 copies in the UK. Their second album 'Outta this World' debuted at number 2 on the UK album charts.
JLS won 2 Brit awards in 2010 -BEST British Breakthrough Act & BEST British Single. They also won 4 Mobo Awards.
Before X Factor, JLS were called UFO -Unique Famous Outrageous- and won their first award at the Urban Music Awards in late 2007 for BEST un signed act.
The boys have gone from strength to strength each year being together now for 4 years. They have had a sold out Theater Tour, a sold out Arena Tour and a sold out Summer Tour. They have also had a 3D movie which was originally going to be out for one day, but due to popular demand, it came out over 2 weekends.
JLS have an amazing fanbase which has spread across Europe, America and other countries across the world.
Example:
there is proof on Twitter of JLSters from other countries, many people make support/fan pages on twitter and facebook for them aswell. They continue going from strength to strength which is shown through their music, concerts etc.
there is proof on Twitter of JLSters from other countries, many people make support/fan pages on twitter and facebook for them aswell. They continue going from strength to strength which is shown through their music, concerts etc.
JLS
JLS
This acronym comes from Britney Spears' little sister's name, Jamie Lynn Spears, whom had premature sexual intercourse and ended up pregnant at 16 years (she is best known for her lead role as Zoey in Nickelodeon's Zoey 101). This is a variation of lol that is directed at other people's misfortunes.
Example:
Person A: Hey, remember when we had to read about that Jonestown Cult article for History class?
Person B: Oh yeah! And Jones made his 900 followers drink that vat of Flavor-Aid and they all died? Epic JLS!!
Person A: Hey, remember when we had to read about that Jonestown Cult article for History class?
Person B: Oh yeah! And Jones made his 900 followers drink that vat of Flavor-Aid and they all died? Epic JLS!!