number 5

when you take a crap and realize you craped blood



number 5
-jack off.

-masturbate
Example:
Guy 1: Open the door!
Guy 2: Hell no! don't coming in!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Im doing number 5! stupidass


Number 5
To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.
Example:
Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.


Rule number 5
“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”

Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
Example:
Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation?

Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”


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