jimmy john Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

jimmy john

when someone fools or takes advantage of an other.

jimmy john

by The manliest on Nov 18, 2017 12:12:38

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.

Example:
John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.

Jimmy Johnned

by fixpert on Nov 01, 2015 08:15:43

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

Example:
I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

Jimmy Johns

by kelly on Jan 09, 2008 04:33:01

I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.

Example:
Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."

jimmy johns

by lil jon on Apr 11, 2005 04:36:48

A delicious, submarine sandwich, making company with a location in Athens, OH.

Example:
Damn that vito from jimmy johns was fucking sweet!

Jimmy Johns

by LaLaLlama88 on Jul 27, 2011 02:30:58

An orgasm in sandwich form.

Example:
This Jimmy Johns sandwich is so good I think I came a little.

Jimmy Johns

by Elishnus on Jan 16, 2014 02:22:17

A sub-par condom brand that often results in pregnancy.

Example:
Jimmy Johns... they deliver.

jimmy johns

by pk to on May 08, 2008 08:30:08

A place were they keep your change and give you a sandwich with two pieces of meat and whole lot of bread. Better off getting a sandwich at Harris Teeter. Jimmy johns janked me with a shitty sandwich.

Example:
jimmy johns is jank and the ganker behind the register kept my change. Stay away from the jimmy johns jankers in RTP, NC.

Jimmy Johns

by ItzYaboiAC on Nov 11, 2020 22:27:26

a food place where you get the good shit

Example:
JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!

Jimmy Johns Challenge

by GOAT... The little pinky toe on Feb 15, 2014 05:48:37

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??

Example:
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

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