john madden
by madjackal on May 03, 2004 06:58:43
John Madden
by Robbie Quivey on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
John Madden
by knowledgeman on Oct 05, 2006 10:11:49
An extremely
old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is
squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or
monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!
John Madden
by JMlovaah on May 14, 2008 22:42:53
Example:
John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and
BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."
john madden
by johnmaddenisme on Feb 01, 2009 08:39:18
(A) an amazing guy who won't work that hard but will no matter what be hugely successful because of the original
gangsterness of
the john madden,
(B) a rare case where someone is named john madden and everyone asks him if "the john madden" is related to him, and john madden always makes up stories about being related to this "the john madden"
(C) a drunk
koala bear that just found out it had 37 different kinds of STD's
Example:
John Madden is failing school - Mr. Meterson
But he managed to get into
Harvard because he is a
stellar person - Ms. Very-Sexy-Lady-With-A-Desire-To-Bang-John-Madden
john madden
by T.Y. on Jul 16, 2004 12:06:05
A monosyllabic, perspectiveless football announcer who rambles like
harry caray and abuses the coaches clicker in an obsessive-compulsive manner while muttering primal grunts and "booms". Also known for
scribbling unintelligible illustrations with the telestrater about the latest team he's jumped on the bandwagon with. Finds it harder to take is current favorite team and ram it down everybody's throats now that he's on
MNF.
Example:
Did you hear
that john madden is starting his own football league? The
Packers and Cowboys play each other every week, and they both win every time!!
john madden
by G-Rad on Dec 27, 2007 23:42:51
john madden
by Paul on Feb 02, 2005 17:09:08
A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8
legged mutant turkey. Looks like a
manatee.
John Madden
by Blarghff on Nov 28, 2013 06:57:29
Example:
1) From one to John Madden, how
mad are you?
2)
Steven is so John Madden right now,
don't even talk to him.