Keymaster Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Keymaster

The one who has a sexual organ resembling a key (bulbous end, blade, tip) in contrast to the gatekeeper (female) whose sexual organ is a concave place protected by doors/a barrier (lips, hymen) / a gate that the key can penetrate and open up—thus, with permission. This idea throws back to ancient times when monogamy meant being with only one person for life and women were not encouraged to be promiscuous but be selective of whom they slept with; the one who holds the master key to the gates will have open access to the secret garden, a place that produces much pleasing alleviation, sensual delight, and where seeds can be planted and give birth to fruit.

keymaster

by Shamiqua Love on Feb 27, 2008 06:43:19

amazingly sexy chick, that loves shoulders, football players, and hates scary movies.
She also thinks guys with white shoes and jeans is hot!

Example:
-oh look at that guys ass.
-naw look at his shoulders, i bet he's a football player.
-your so wierd, your The Keymaster.

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