ligma

(noun)a rare disease that usually Fortnite streamers carry. This disease was believed to take the life of famous streamer Ninja.



ligma
It's a rare contagious disease that causes the male genital areas to grow tumors which aren't cancerous but cause intense pain when left alone. They can spread to the kidney and the heart, causing kidney and heart failure respectively. If ligma isn't stopped at stage 1, before it reaches the kidneys, the patient unfortunately has no way of surviving stage 2 or 3. The only known cure is to cut off the penis early on, but research organizations such as the Curing Ligma Organization (CLO) work around the clock in developing another cure. You can donate to them and learn more at cureligma.org.

And why are there so many recent cases? Well, the last known outbreak was in the 1980s, when large amounts of Jewish-Americans moved back to Israel. They had contracted but were able to resist stage 1 ligma, but in Israel, natives were not suited ro withstand it. As Israel suffered this outbreak, ligma evolved and began to spread to various countries in Asia. A team of researchers at Pepperdine have actually recently suggested that Jews are more susceptible to this deadly disease, and because ligma is contagious, you may need to avoid them to keep yourself as safe as possible.

When a patient is in stage 1 of ligma, there are visible tumors on his genitals, which are informally called "ligma balls" during this stage. It's quite sad, really - knowing that 90% of stage 1 ligma goes undetected, and that 90% will have their life taken away by some horrible disease.
Example:
"Hey, you know Ninja, the Fortnite Streamer?"
"Yeah"
"I heard he just died of ligma."
"Oh no that's horrible"


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Example:
bob: dude i almost thought i got ligma yesterday
robert: whats ligma
bob: LIGMA NUTS AHHAHAHAH GOTEEEM LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OR WHATEVER WE GOT THEM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING WHATEVER HAHAHAHHAHAAH IM SO FUNNY MY MOM CAN ATTEST
robert: ...


ligma
Ligma is a rare and fatal disease that took the lives of Ninja and Supreme Patty. It also gave the famous and rare Fortnite skin known as the skull trooper massive boobies on it. 80% of the people diagnosed with the rare ligma disease are Fortnite streamers. The ligma disease is extremely contagious, and sadly Ninja's ligma disease was passed on to DR LUPO. It is a very sad and painful disease and Ninja's daughter named Chug Jug will never be able to actually see her father in person. rip ligma sucks #skulltrooperwithmassiveones
Example:
Person #1: Hey Ninja isn't live how come?
Person #2: Oh you didn't hear? He died to the ligma disease.
Person #1: Damn that's sad, what about Dr. Lupo?
Person #2: Dr. Lupo is currently hospitalized and in a very bad condition because Ninja passed on the disease to him.
Person #1: Damn that's so sad.
Person #3: What is ligma?
Person #2: Ligma nuts you fat coon


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