Limping

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.



Limp as.
A phrase to yell when things are not going well.
Example:
When Losing at Tetris Jake yelled "Limp as."


limp-on
When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.
Example:
I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.


limp
Example:
he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife


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