Longhorn

The G.I. Joe codename for Windows Vista.



Longhorn
The update to Windows XP/2000.
Seems like a good version of windows, until you see the roadmap... Microsoft plan to launch a SP... shows how much faith they have in Windows.

The 2 main problems we meet with longhorn
1) Its gona get so many virus'... your fucked
2) you will need a new computer to run it, because todays 'mid-range' PCs arnt powerfull enough to run it.
Example:
LH CD cost in 2006 : £200+
LH CD cost in 2010 : £50


longhorned
To have your anal region completely violated in a "back 40" location in Texas. These southern attacks usually involve Midwestern Yankee business men who truly believe the Civil war is over.
Example:
Upon returning from a business trip to Texas, my roommate Steve was walking very bull-legged. I asked him, "What the hell happened to you?" He said, "While under the spell of a southern girl's accent, her brothers took me out to the back 40 and Longhorned me!" "Damn Steve, I told you not to mess with Texas!"


longhorns
The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.
Example:
None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.


longhorn
1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
Example:
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.


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