MAGNUM

1) A handgun.2) A popsicle brand sold in some parts of the world.3) A brand of condoms- extra large.4) A nickname for Japanese singer Gackt who once, when asked about his penis, blurted out he is a "magnum" on national TV.



Magnum
The largest condom available for men who pack extra down stairs.
Example:
During my Oracle training, Brad's magnum created an enormous bulge for the Oracle team to see.


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Example:
"BAM!" screams my magnum as it blows some unsuspecting noob Halo 2 player's head right off!


Magnum
An incredibly powerful handgun
Example:
Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!

(Loud gunshot)


Magnum
A scrawny kid with a huge wang. A Magnum usually plays pansy "sports" like ultimate frisbee and bowling. Don't expect to see a Magnum out around the town at night because they usually go to bed at 10pm. This is because they are so tired from having to lug that huge mangina around all day. Even though Magnum's have large love sticks they usually strike out with the ladies, coming off as cocky and annoying. The cockiness usually develops from their knowledge that they are more "man" than the average joe.
Example:
"Really Magnum, put that thing away!"


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