Hail Mary

An end-of-the-night maneuver in a last ditch effort to get laid; usually marked by desperation and a high percent likelihood of failure.



Hail Mary
A word that describes something that is highly unlikely like the Hail Mary play in football (Used alot by football jocks)
Example:
Jock 1: Allen said he was gunna score Mindy

Jock 2: Bahaha, thats a Hail Mary !


Hail Mary
term used to describe the last effort used to talk a girl, usually a girlfriend, out of having your baby because she refuses to have an abortion. If successful, the guy usually celebrates by breaking up with the girl.
Example:
Suzi: Tom, I am pregnant with your kid and I won't have an abortion.

(time for a hail mary by Tom)

Tom: Suzi, I love you very much and would like nothing better than to have children with you. But, if we have a child now, that will ruin our chances of having a huge wedding, buying a home and raising many wonderful children together. If you have an abortion now, I promise we will have many children later.


Hail Mary
when your running for the toilet about to crap your paints

and you drop your pants at the last second and sling your butt over the toilet and hope you make it in time. when you crap on the seat or wall the "pass was intercepted"
Example:
man the worst part about being a janitor is a bad hail Mary pass.

or

"GET out of my way", aghhhh made it (plop plop plop in the background)

man I barley made it I had to hail mary it.


Hail Mary
1st Wipe's a Charm

When you go number two and wipe once, but there are no stains on the toilet paper.
Example:
"Hey GodsPrototype, guess what just happened when I took a massive dump in your toilet?"
"I know, a Hail Mary. Am I right?"
"Hallelujah. I've got a golden buttocks"


Hail Mary
The action of putting your hands together as if praying then when somebody is bent over you push your hands up their ass causing brutal short term pain if done correctly
Example:
Tom was Hail Maryied at lunch and he had to walk like a duck for the next 20 minutes


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