Methan
The ship name for Megan and Ethan, if both are into science then pronounce it like methane, let all your friends know of this ship and now in chemistry whenever methane is mentioned all eyes will be on this cute couple!
Example:
Teacher: bla bla bla Methane!
Literally everyone :*stares at megan and ethan*
-(except jessica bc she's a cunt)
Teacher: bla bla bla Methane!
Literally everyone :*stares at megan and ethan*
-(except jessica bc she's a cunt)
methanic
Example:
"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.
"What is that smell?!" asked Sofia. "I'm sorry! I cannot help constantly farting! I am methanic you know!" Sarah insisted.
Methaning
Being in a relationship but not doing anything. Just having a relationship for the sake of a relationship.
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methane lab
An extremely stinky bathroom- one that smells like an overflowing septic tank is right underneath it. Meth labs generally have several stalls, each of which is equally noxious.
Example:
I'll be right back I have to go make a deposit in the methane lab.
The meth lab in the videotpae department where I work smells like its overflowing with 60 years of shit.
I'll be right back I have to go make a deposit in the methane lab.
The meth lab in the videotpae department where I work smells like its overflowing with 60 years of shit.
The Methane Murphy
When a man is performing oral sex on a red headed woman with a fully developed red bush, just as the woman begins to reach climax she squeezes out a gas whisper in her partners face.
methane freebie
Example:
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
methane dispenser
n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.