Michael Vick
Yet another in a long line of
ghetto-fabulous idiots that managed to piss a away a career by acting like a thug. His uninspiring selfishness has led him to be considered a "running" quarterback when in fact he is probably closer to a running back that will only pass if threatened. Most of his fans love him for his nappy cornrowed hair and ability to spread herpes farther than any of his passes ever made it. However,
things are looking up as he has found
Jebus and now is in the good company of other degraded black athletes such as Rae Carruth and OJ.
Michael Vick
by whodi on Jul 14, 2005 04:25:34
Also see:
Ron Mexico
A "quarterback" in the NFL. A flaming case of Herpes
Simplex appears to make him run on every down and makes him very
antsy in the pocket.
Michael Vick
by ic_stadium on Feb 16, 2006 00:50:59
aka
Mike Vick, aka
Ron Mexico
1st Overall Pick in the 2001
NFL Draft,
exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season.
Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses.
Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown.
(Stats accurate as of 2005)
Michael Vick
by Scott Thomas IIII on Sep 07, 2006 22:44:16
The real overrated black quarterback. At least
McNabb gets to the
playoffs every year, tries to be a
pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game.
Example:
Michael
Vick is running to the
sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears
game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever.
Michael Vick
by OMGiTzBRONO on Aug 08, 2007 06:54:53
Example:
Psychiatrist:
Lopez, we're going to play a word association game. I'll give a few words, and you say the first thing that pops into your mind, ok?
Lopez: Ok.
Psychiatrist: First set of words...Illegal
Pitbull Fights?
Lopez: Michael Vick
Michael Vick
by Listat on Aug 31, 2007 00:26:26
To perform
unspeakable, terrible,
abusive acts on
an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.
Michael Vick
by TheBest on Feb 27, 2005 14:41:50
Michael Vick
by True QB on Sep 06, 2006 05:12:40
One of the most exciting, yet
overated quarterbacks in the NFL. He will never win a Super Bowl, mainly because he is a running Quarterback.
First, tell me how many
scrambling QB's that have won a championship. Now tell me how many Pocket Passers that have won a championship. Better yet, name the last ten Super Bowl winning Quarterbacks and whether they were running Quarterbacks or pocket passers. Exactly...
Michael Vick
by V-Sizzle on Aug 14, 2009 10:09:58
Example:
Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?
Cooper: I hate Michael Vick
for all I care he can burn in hell.
Jayquan: Wow I think
you're racist
Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.
Michael Vick
by Dalty14 on Apr 03, 2008 22:08:33