Microsofted
Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at
E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the
expo. Typical usage includes:
trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc
Microsofted
by L'Agneau on Oct 18, 2018 16:43:18
When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft
apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing
shifts and
disappears.
Example:
I can't run the 32bit
install because I have some
apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got
microsofted again.
microsoft
by Lord_G on Sep 26, 2017 17:20:55
microsoft
by Alien Entity on Sep 23, 2002 01:03:45
Microsoft
by ManOfDiamond on Sep 04, 2022 16:03:20
microsoft
by Matt on Mar 15, 2003 06:36:44
Example:
Microsoft
by RICCARD on Oct 09, 2005 18:03:41
A large terrorist organisation,
hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a
sodding paper clip.
Example:
Josh: "I'll just get on with some work..."
Microsoft
Paperclip: "Hello!"
Josh: *I'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type*
Microsoft Paperclip: "Do you want to
write a letter?"
Josh: "No."
Microsoft Paperclip: "Okay, do you need some help with that?"
Josh: "NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!"
*clicks on hide,
paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...*
... 2 minutes pass ...
Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"
Microsoft
by sum-dude on Mar 22, 2005 11:05:13
An obvius copy of
Macrohard, which
Bill Gates stole the
disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.
Example:
Me: *sleeping*
Bill Gates: I'll just take this
disk... *
yoink*
Me: You, come back here right now, or I will personally come all the way over there and call Ronald F***ing
McDonald to kick you in the nuts!
Bill Gates: hehehe *escapes* I'll just change the name to Microsoft, and this program to Windows, and no one will ever know!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Cheap B******!
microsoft
by Lenard DeWayne Jackson on Aug 07, 2005 17:42:22
A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated
gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *
laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of
usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.
microsoft
by A-Lex on Mar 10, 2006 19:56:57
Example:
Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr.
Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates:
Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.