Minions

Little Yellow Tic Tacs That Have Not Been To School Because They Were Slaved By That GRUsome Face.



Minions
little yellow shits that go around yelling banana and other shit u cant understand.
Example:
John: Hey Mike did u see the minions movie? It was awesome!
Mike: You got five seconds before i pour bleach on your mouth.


Minions
The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.
Example:
Donald Trump is related to minions


Minions
Horrible yellow pill-shaped creatures from despicable me that have taken over the internet and will soon take over the world

They talk in their own satanic language on how to take over our minds when we're not watching
Example:
"Hey bill, did you know that minions are the cutest things ever!"


Minions
Minions like to eat bananas and are very friendly. They can be found in their natural habitat on Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2. Not only are they cute, but they are extremely nice to cuddle with. My roommate has a life size minion hanging from her ceiling in her bedroom. He protects her at night and makes sure the evil monsters under the bed don't come out.


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