mission impossible
by Cloud on Apr 28, 2004 19:28:38
when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually
physically,
logically, kinetically, and scientifically
impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"
Example:
Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell
can I get the
hot girl to come to
my room tonight?
Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.
the mission impossible
by steady10 on Sep 06, 2012 13:16:41
The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten
legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the
absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest,
wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.
Example:
Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had
no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant
believe it!
Mission: Impossible
by fetusboy on Sep 26, 2005 09:33:48
1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and
Peter Graves.
2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.
3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian
De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by
John Woo).
Example:
Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible
film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2:
I agree!
Mission Impossible Teabag
by AJ_Phlare on Oct 07, 2010 16:44:00
The Mission Impossible Teabag is an extension of the
practical joke to Teabag someone: To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is
a biter. To be a Mission Impossible Teabag one must be suspended in the air above the victim. The star position works well, but if required, a tuck and ball position may be used if mates are used to support your body over the victim.
Example:
Jess was wondering what the new
pulley system and rock climbing rope/harness attached to the ceiling was for, but she later found out when she saw the pictures posted all over the internet at
4chan.com under this weeks Mission Impossible Teabag
Mel was so tired from work she didn't even make it to bed and just
crashed out on the couch. So as boys do, with trusty friends there to hold his arms, Geoff was lowered over to do the deed and performed another successful Mission Impossible Teabag