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moses lake

aka: moses hole, hell.1.red neck town in the middle of a desert in washington2.the desert oasis!3.hell.hot as fuck. smells like dead fish

Moses Lake

by Sam Wilderberry on Mar 16, 2011 10:57:34

A town near the middle of Washington, where it doesn't rain, there aren't any naturaly green trees, there are no mountains near by and it smells as though a large herd of dead cows is rotting near by. The only thing it has going for it, is that it gets ridiculously hot and there is a lake, which attracts idiots from all over, who thinking wearing a cowboy hat makes them fit in, but at the same time they think there are male cows. Even though it smells and it is hot, it will always be better than Ephrata in the end.

Example:
Lets go hold our breathe in Moses Lake this weekend, so we can get sunburnt.

I was in Moses Lake and saw this cow with giant horns.

Moses Lake

by Braeden Manor on Apr 08, 2008 10:20:09

Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the flipside, there is good fishing and weve got the dunes

Example:
Moses Lake is really really really gay

Moses Lake

by Taylorterror on Aug 15, 2009 08:41:52

A stupid Ass town in the middle of washington. no one likes it, but for some reason wen you leaave you wanna come back. its like a black hole. it just forces you back into it somehow with its magical powers. litteraly the only thing fun there is walmart. its where everyone hangs out. its in the middle of no where. and none of the red necks can hear your blood curdling screams of boredom. ENJOY (:

Example:
Red Neck1: hey im farming some new corn wanna see cuz thats the only fun thing to do here in moses lake is watch corn grow.

Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen we ride our tractor through this moses shit hole

Moses Lake

by WRL.ML. on Oct 15, 2011 08:06:21

Moses Lakes a town in the middle of nowhere, where there is nothing and I repeat NOTHING to do. We have Walmart.. and even it closes at 12. So all that leaves is partying, which everyone does. And of course parents find out everything because everyone knows everyone. So if you're looking to get grounded for life, come here.

Example:
Person 1: Bro, shes hot I wanna fuck her.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.

Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.

Moses Lake Meatloaf

by Krustee78 on Aug 09, 2019 23:50:18

When you eat tainted beef in order to contract E-Coli. You then shit on your partners chest and the blood represents the ketchup on top of the meatloaf.

Bon Appétit

Example:
For our anniversary dinner I decided to make my wife some Moses Lake Meatloaf and it was to die for.

Moses Lake Oral B-J

by Krustee 78 on Sep 30, 2021 06:44:47

The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.

Example:
I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J

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