My Cum

The most acidic liquid known to man, only unable to burn through my testes



the kid is not my cum
similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be
Example:
Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!


Waste of (my) cum
There are two ways to use waste of cum.
1- In sub/dom relationships, you can call your sub partner a cum dumpster (a way to denigrate them). This frase is even worse. It can be interpreted that they aren't even worth being a cum dumpster. They are a "waste of cum". You can even add a "waste of my cum".
2- A way to refer to someone that is so worthless and useless that it's a waste that his/her/their father wasted their cum in making him/her/them.
Example:
"Come on love! Cum on my chest" "No, you bitch. You're a waste of (my) cum!

"You're such a fucking failure. You're a fucking waste of cum."


swallow my cum
is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.
Example:
Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"


UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
Example:
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol


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