holding my own
To 'hold your own' means, simply put, to take the hard parts of life into your own two hands, willingly facing any sticky situations you may come across.
holding my own
Example:
guy says to his bud,"So have you been getting any lately?' bud answeres, "nay I've just been holding my own"
guy says to his bud,"So have you been getting any lately?' bud answeres, "nay I've just been holding my own"
my own cliche
beautiful, sexy, intelligent, feminine, gentle, loving,
A Seductive Goddess.. capable of bringing the strongest of men to their knees
A Seductive Goddess.. capable of bringing the strongest of men to their knees
Example:
Who do you think you are, my own cliche?
Who do you think you are, my own cliche?
doing my own thing
It means doing whatever you feel like doing that interests you. It may be trying many things to figure it out.
Example:
I may not have a job but I'm still productive. I'm an independent person. I'm doing my own thing and that's alright.
I may not have a job but I'm still productive. I'm an independent person. I'm doing my own thing and that's alright.
did my own research
Spent 20 minutes on Google looking for any blog entry or reddit post that confirmed what one already suspected or wanted to be true
stepping on my own dick
1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
Example:
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
Drink My Own Piss
The Motto of Bear Grylls.
New studies indicate that piss is the elixir of youth.
and youtube.com/watch?v=tjlbc5IPhgI to watch how it's technically done.
Go to buzzfeed.com/awesomer/survival-tips-from-bear-grylls
for more tips from the master.
New studies indicate that piss is the elixir of youth.
and youtube.com/watch?v=tjlbc5IPhgI to watch how it's technically done.
Go to buzzfeed.com/awesomer/survival-tips-from-bear-grylls
for more tips from the master.
Example:
Me:Why the fuck are judging this? Have you ever drank your own piss? If I say it's the elixir of youth, I mean it's the elixir of youth!!!
Bear Grylls: You tell 'em, Nick. The sun's going down, better Drink My Own Piss. Wait, I'm out of my own piss. Hey Nick
Me : Yeah?
Bear Grylls: I'm out of my own piss..... I better Drink Your Piss, mate.
Me:Why the fuck are judging this? Have you ever drank your own piss? If I say it's the elixir of youth, I mean it's the elixir of youth!!!
Bear Grylls: You tell 'em, Nick. The sun's going down, better Drink My Own Piss. Wait, I'm out of my own piss. Hey Nick
Me : Yeah?
Bear Grylls: I'm out of my own piss..... I better Drink Your Piss, mate.
Spooned my own tits
Example:
Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.
Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.