diploma
Flimsy sheet of paper
encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the
mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives
suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.
diploma
by JJ OJ on Apr 22, 2010 12:13:13
Example:
"dawg yall wanna C my
GED?"
"No, I have a graduation
ceremony to attend, at which I'll receive my diploma."
"
wurd"
Diploma
by iliketomoveitmoveit9876321 on Nov 16, 2009 10:49:14
Example:
Rory: Dude! I just got my
diploma
Robert:
Sweet dude, now your just
a fuck up with a piece of paper sayin your good to work
Diploma
by donotuseyourrealnamehere123456 on Nov 22, 2009 13:05:34
Example:
Rory: "I thought a diploma was like a drama
force field" Robert: "Nope, Shit is Dumb"
Rory: "That
sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"
Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"
Rory: "I'm calling
the dictionary people"
Diploma
by Adveloq on Aug 03, 2011 07:36:58
Diploma Mill
by David McBride on Mar 25, 2008 09:54:20
Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking
accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education
valueless.
Also known as a
Degree Mill
Madden Diploma
by mikelicht on Feb 01, 2010 23:25:20
A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.
To earn
a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a
7 on 7 back yard game.
Example:
“Why the hell does
Jeremy call
the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust
the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
DARE diploma
by Viscount Druitt on Feb 07, 2020 21:48:26
The Drug Abuse Resistance Education
Diploma. A
diploma that you receive at DARE "graduation" in the sixth grade.
The DARE diploma is a diploma that you receive without effort. The DARE diploma is as worthless as roadkill. The DARE diploma is a diploma worth being thrown in the trash. It is worth boycotting your DARE "graduation" by not going.
Example:
In the
sixth grade I boycotted my DARE "
graduation" by not attending. My DARE diploma is as worthless as
roadkill. I threw away my DARE diploma a long time ago. When boycotted my DARE "graduation" and I threw away my DARE diploma I stuck it to the man.
Federal Diplomas
by J. L. Franklin on May 31, 2008 15:12:35
Legal tender (cash) in the form of legally
minted paper bills.
n. Federal Diploma ->A single legally minted paper bill of a positive financial value such as a $
1 bill, $5 bill, $100 bill, etc.
Example:
"Bob got a college
diploma to get a job that will allow him to earn the
federal diplomas that he will need to get a Ferrari."
"That stripper wasn't impressed by the number of inches of your junk; only the number of digits on the
federal diploma you gave her."
Diploma Plus
by Dysfunctional. on Mar 20, 2011 08:10:08
Diploma plus is a ghetto ass school with fucked up dysfunctional kids who range from emo's,
gangster's and drug
head's. Also bad ass little kids who can't even go to school and also fight, and most of them on probation.