NASA's
National Aeronautics and Space Administration - the successor of the earlier National
Advisory Committee for Aeronautics. Begun in 1958, largely in order to gain a
moral victory in the Cold War by beating the USSR to the moon, their main purpose is to gain knowledge about outer space and neighboring celestial objects in order to increase humanity's knowledge of the cosmos. Initially well-funded and manned by some of the greatest scientists of the 20th century, the
Administration's space programs helped to develop some of the most influential and often-used technology of the modern day (satellite technology, computers, electronic miniaturization, temperature resistant materials, etc.). Unfortunately, due to the multitude of early successes and prevailing opinion in Washington, NASA is often expected to do more with less money, as Congress often slashes budgets and expects better service. Not wanting to lose the tradition of innovation, NASA has recently tried to appease the government and an ever-increasing public ignorance of the benefits of scientific exploration, and as a result has tried to do more than they should, resulting in the 1986 Challenger explosion, and the
heat shield failure of
the Columbia in 2003, along with less deadly failures of Mars probes.
Nasa
by Sh03maga on Aug 11, 2007 08:43:51
Example:
Speaker one: Man i wanna join
nasa
Speaker two: The national anal sex
association?
Speaker one: ...no the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, there is an anal sex association?
Speaker two: Theres a space association?
NASA
by spaceman212428.2 on Jan 31, 2010 13:22:47
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration. NASA is a once great administration that has produced some of the best known names in the avation and aeronautics industries, such as
Neil Armstrong, Jim
Lovell, and Gene
Kranz. They are also associated with the expressions "Houston, we'vd had a problem" (Jack Swigert, April 13, 1970) and the infamous "Houston, we have a problem" (Jim Lovell, said on same date. All he really did was put Swigert's quote in present tense). Now NASA is a third rate agency that nobody in government cares about.
Example:
NASA director: Excuse me,
Mr. President sir, do you think we could have some more money please?
President and Congress at same time: NO WAY!!!!!!
NASA director: But our last rocket was made out of
popsicle sticks and
crazy glue!
President: I said NO FUCKING WAY!!!
NASA
by paperluigi12345 on May 18, 2019 20:35:39
In the
60s it was just a group of scientists former Nazis charged with
war crimes trying to get to
to the moon now they are trying to get to mars
Example:
some guy: oh yeah i work at k-mart its really hard
brain surgeon: its not
brain surgery, im a brain surgeon by the way
rocket scientist:any one can work on brains its not
rocket science, i work at NASA by the way