NUTELLA

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.



Nutella
The best thing ever to exist on the face of the Earth. Legend has it that Zeus himself created this rich spread to be devoured by the first man and other gods. Any haters of this bottle of tastegasm shalt be locked away in a shadowy dungeon to be killed for treason against the best taste in the world.
Example:
Thing 1: Dude, that chick is so hawt, she is even better than Nutella.
Thing 2: Dude, nothing's better than Nutella.

Thing 1: I'm feeling down, nothing can cheer me up.
Thing 2: Not even Nutella?
Thing: There's nothing in this world Nutella can't fix dawg, give me a spoon and a jar!


Nutellaitis
happens when someone eats too much Nutella and dies because of chocolate hazelnut overdose.
Example:
she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night


nutella
The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.
Example:
"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."



Nutella
Nutella is a chocolate product created by the company Ferrero in the 20th century, the product is basically a paste made from oil, cocoa, sugar, hazelnut, and milk. In the current days, the recipe changed to be cheaper and easier to produce.
Example:
My pancakes lacks of sugar, maybe I should eat them with some Nutella.


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