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NUTZ

A game invented and mainly played by Rednecks.1. Stick your hand down your pants and grab your nuts for a bit.2. Distract the person you wish to Nutz, getting them to turn their head in any direction, so they are not paying attention to you.3. Quickly smack the underside of the distracted target with your hand that was used for fondling your self.4. Yell, "Nutz!", at the person after and then tell them to look up this game on Urban Dictionary. ( or explain it your self )

nutz

by nutzer on Jan 10, 2005 04:09:38

Insane, but in a good, funny way. One who is nutz is a nutzer. See examples at www.nutz.org

Example:
Did you see what Sketchy did? That guy is some nutz.

Nutz

by Smoove Nutz on Mar 08, 2006 05:56:01

1. A big sack of wrinkley testicles.

Example:
"That trick let me put my NUTZ on her forehead man."

Nutz

by gregoryo14 on Jan 09, 2019 10:09:43

When something is just nutz. Like it is dope; if something is good or worthy of greatness, then it is nutz. There is a sign for "nutz", it is the sign for "okay" but upside down. For more emphasis use your wrist in a sharp downward motion with the hand-sign whilst saying "nutz". The gif below is a good representation of the nutz sign but you just must flip your hand to where the circle within the connection of your index finger and thumb is facing directly upwards.

Example:
That's Nutz. Nutz.

nutz

by yubullymeandmyfriends on Dec 08, 2018 03:02:07

refering to the balls of a human being

Example:
bet you cant beat dez nutz

these nutz

by Sarah.hhhhh on Nov 27, 2015 23:33:16

the phrase the guy with the giant teeth exclaimed while on the phone

Example:
*on the phone* THESE NUTZZ
GOTEEEEE

Jeeperz Nutz

by soybeanmilk on Aug 27, 2017 21:18:22

Jack Avery (aka problematic princess) uses the term "Jeeperz nutz" whenever he gets scared, especially from video games.

Example:
You: walks out the bathroom
Me: comes around the corner to scare you
You: "JEEPERZ NUTZ!"

deez nutz

by Nick D on Jul 08, 2004 23:27:05

A joke that originated from the song "Deeez Nuuuts" on Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic", released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into "deez nutz" and catching people with "deez nutz" has become America's 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is "What?", "Who?", "Huh?" or anything starting starting with one of the 5 "W's", you're free to get that person with "DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!". Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank. Some ways to catch someone are as follows:

Example:
1) The classics. You may need to say these quickly or mumble them so people don't realize you're trying to catch them.
You: "Did what's his name get at you/give you a call/give you a holla/holla atcha/etc.?"
OR "Did dee/deez call last night?"
(or anything similar)
Victim: "Who?"
You: "DEEZ NUTZ!"

2) Names. Many names work in a similar way:
Neil and Bob -> "Neil and Bob (kneel and bob) on DEEZ NUTZ!"
Mandy -> "Man DEEZ NUTZ be all up in yo' mouth!"
Joe -> "JOE MAMMA!"
Mike -> "Mike DICK!"
Justin -> "Justin time for me to come in your mouth!"

3) Questions.
"Did you get it?" -> "Did you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?"
"How'd you do it?" -> "How'd you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?!?!"
"Are you going to the big party?" -> "Party in your mouth and everyone's coming!"
"Do you like the Phillies or the Yankees?" -> "Phil (feel) DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Yank DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like Wendy's or McD's?" -> "Wen-DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Mc-DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like tapes or CD's" -> if "CD's" is the answer..."C (See) DEEZ NUTZ!"

4) Advanced (when people get too good at it). Throw "dee" or "deez" into any question or statement, wait for a "what?" or "who?" type answer.
Examples:
"Dee go with you at the game the other day?"
"Dee got with that girl last night at Rick's house."
"Dee was gonna play basketball a little later."
"Dee get you that new Snoop Dogg CD?"
You can also use the names listed in (2) in this way.

To avoid being caught, always say "I didn't hear you" or something of the sort instead of something like "What?" or "Huh?" when you didn't understand what someone said.

I know it sounds really dumb, but it's hilarious. This was the thing to do back when I was in high school.

deez nutz

by the drizzle/epic on May 07, 2004 16:54:47

something to say to annoy or frusterate something. one of the most popular listed below.

Example:
a.) Sir you can't park there.
b.) nah it's cool i talked to D.
a.) d who?
b.) DEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!!

this situation occured when joe mccann parked in the fire lane at home depot. after the comment, he proceeded to walk inside to return a saw.

clutchin nutz

by TheLazyGenius on Dec 18, 2009 07:04:20

When a woman controls her man in a dramatically & horrific manner.

Example:
Stu couldn't get out the house today, because his wife said he had to paint her toe nails.

damn... She's clutchin major nutz

I hope i never get my nutz clutched.....

Yah, with that shit, clutchin nutz bitches need to stop it.

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