Naps

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Naps
An activity commonly and most often employed by lesbians who enjoy yogurt and other flavored dairy products.
Example:
Guy- Hey. What's up?

Lesbian- Not that much, just took a few Naps. Im going to grab a yogurt with my lesbian friend.

Guy- Ok. Peace out.


nap
Example:
Zerostar took a nap from 2pm to 5pm.


Napped
When someone over the age of 18 is “kid”napped. Also: abducted, stolen, ransomized, or taken against ones will.
Example:
On her way to work, my wife was napped by some thugs demanding I pay them eleventy billion dollars for her return.

Hello, 9-1-1. I’m an adult male who was just napped by some hooligan g thangs.


Nap
To (intentionally) sleep for a short period of time; doze

"A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting."
- Terri Guillemets
Example:
Oh, if only I'd known what a blessing nap time was back when I was younger!


There's a Nap for That"
A play on the IPhone advertisement . . . What you say to someone who is always complaining about being tired in the middle of the day.
Example:
Kyra: I cannot keep my eyes open this after noon.

Alonzo: Yeah, "There's a Nap for That"


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