berserker Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

berserker

A practitioner of BERZERKER(tm) Viking Fighting Arts - the best, the deadliest and the most brutal combat system ever invented by man

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by Thor on Aug 24, 2004 19:03:04

A word to be used in conjunction with a string of words, making little or no sence, but also featuring the word "love". Thought to have originated from Oleg.

Example:
"My Love for you is ticking clock, berserker"

"My Love for you is like a truck, berserker"

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by Silvermane on Jun 17, 2005 23:17:39

Berserkers are possessed by Hyrui, spirit of rage and madness. Whenever a berserker gets angry or upset her becomes a mindless killer, with no self control and no fear of death.

Example:
It is said; When a berserker passes only corpses remain.

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by leannderthal on Nov 22, 2017 13:05:03

the berserker didnt use a drug for their rage. It was a rare disease of the adrenal gland. What would set it off was sarcasm and abuse to the innocent, bullies. The adrenal gland would react pumping out an overload of adrenaline. There was no medical knowledge back then but there is now. Its so rare that there were only 90 cases in the world and that was in denmark. Where the norsks lived. How do i know? I have the disease. So does my family. Im full blooded Norwegian. Its not something you would want. Youre sick everyday and nobody can figure out what it is. Its genetic and life threatening. We face death on a daily bases so after awhile you become numb to it. We dont want it but it is what it is. No drugs! No alcohol! Just pure overflowing adrenaline.

Example:
The berserker didnt fuel on drugs! It was pure adrenaline.

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by Robert on Jul 30, 2004 02:43:46

Somebody who gets smashed and possibly turns violent before or after doing so. Named after Norse warriors who would get intoxicated using liquor, then fight to the death.

More modern use makes reference to people who more self-disregard and less focus on fighting or violence, and berserkers usually will do all types of drugs.

Example:
Steve: Hey, have you seen Dave?

Me: Not for a few months... Who knows? That kid's a damn berserker.

Steve: Yeah, he's been drinking a lot more lately.

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by thee radical eclectic on Aug 17, 2006 01:27:21

1. A ronin or warrior mostly found in viking and some slavic cultures who pledge allegience to no master and with nothing left to loose but life itself which is often the test of their sanity and strength once the battle is done.

2. Anyone who goes balls out and gets completely lost in the moment like a maniac on a destroying mission. They are likely to damage themselves or things they should care about in the process of total destruction.

3. Anyone exhibiting insane fury and reckless savagery.

4. Dischordian element in the creative process which acts rapidly and takes no prisoners.

Example:
A beserker might be heard saying something like "Kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out."

I went berserker on his ass and I think he got the point.

We set loose the berserkers to clear the field before we sent out the couriers.

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by foghelmut on Mar 15, 2005 11:15:40

A woman who actively and agressively seeks out opportunities to display her oral sex abilities. This may also apply to other sexual advances. Her agressiveness in said area is akin to the Norse warriors from the days of yore.

Example:
That chick was a total berserker. She sucked like 50 dicks.

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by nimrod on Apr 23, 2005 01:36:37

viking warriors who would put a tight strip of leather around the the scrotum which would constrict blood flow to the testicles and cause a heightened resistance to pain or injury and make them nearly unstoppable in battle.

Example:
those berserkers must've had sore nuts all the time

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by NCON3000, JB and Bro, and Brusnik on Jul 19, 2005 05:39:05

something that is crazy and gets out of hand

Example:
that wedding was berserker, there were people fighting all over

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by iPenis on Mar 18, 2008 21:20:55

When a Man is Fingering a woman with his index finger and she is laying on her back, then while she isn't expecting it, he puts his ring and pinky finger in her butt.

This one ups the Shocker

Example:
Man 1: Dude, I had Lisa on her back and she was getting really into me fingering her, so I gave her the ol' Berserker

Man 2: Fucking sweet dude.

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