Newport is a city in south wales. It's highlights include Pill, Murder Central, Duffryn, Drug Land, Ringland, Home to teenage pregnancy, Mauland, Home to the care-home children,the shittycentre and many more. Newport has a selection of drug addicts, pregnant teenagers, benefit cheats, council estates and chavs. It is not uncommon to be approached outside newport train station by nasty infected hookers or chavs asking for cigarettes from the Pupil referral unit around the corner, full of Newport's wildest teenagers, incidentally right next to a primary school of small children. The centre hosts a fantastic greggs pasty shop and Everything-For-A-Pound Shop. Newport does not have a Poundland. If you happen to stop in newport, be sure to thoroughly cleanse yourself afterwards as there is a high risk of contracting bird flu due to the pidgins that just wont, or maybe cant, fly away from the foyer on Newports bank (Robbed 305 times since 2003) You will also find that Newport offers a complimentary mugging service to all visitors provided by the youth there. And sometimes the mothers of the youths. Because the mothers are still youths. Newport citizens enjoy weed. Most "females" in newport have no idea what their natural skin colour is due to the copious amounts of shit, or foundation smeared across their skin. Normal, good, newport citizens are rare, but can be found hiding under rocks.

n. Newport, introduced in 1957, is a brand of menthol cigarettes produced by Lorillard Tobacco Company of Greensboro, North Carolina, United States. Newport’s comprise about 35 percent of menthol cigarette sales in the US. Newport’s have gained a commanding share of the black market; a 2005 survey stated that 49.5% of cigarette sales to blacks were Newport’s. Newport Classic full flavor cigarettes were promoted for many years as a cigarette that allows you to "Enjoy full flavor menthol, without drowning out pure tobacco taste." In the mid 1980s, Newport began an advertising campaign that courted African Americans in urban areas. In two years, Newport’s became the fifth most popular cigarette on the market. A 1998 Massachusetts Department of Public Health report indicated that Newport’s alongside unfiltered Camel cigarettes contained the highest levels of nicotine in cigarettes on the market. In the following six years, Lorillard Tobacco increased the amount of nicotine in Newport’s by 10%. Not just blacks or wiggers smoke them. Get over yourselves.

newport is voted the second worst place in wales after rhyl (and newport also somehow became a city in 2002) making it the worst city in wales. it's the first city you'll enter if entering from the east via the severn bridge. living here all of my life i can confidently say it's shit. everywhere you walk in the "city centre" there is a 97% chance that someone will approach you and say anything along the lines of "alright mate you got a rizzla???" and have a go at you if you don't. 13 year old chavs that think they're hard are pretty much everywhere and it stinks of weed and the pigeons don't fuck off either, especially by the riverfront. curry and chips is the best meal going here and the train station is probably the best way out of this place. also, try to avoid bettws and pillgwenlly ("pill") at all costs, or just avoid newport itself at all costs.

The Menthol cigarette all the wiggers and black gangstas smoke, refered to in slang as "Newps". They are high in Nicotine and Tar, and have had rumors of having fiberglass in them.

A rich, preppy town of 27,000 in Rhode Island. Home to wealthy retired men and women who live in big mansions. Some of the biggest mansions in the USA.

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