Noah's Ark

When you go to rail a bitch and her pussy is already flooded.



Noah's Ark
Taking 2 shots of every kind of booze from the host's liquor cabinet so that they don't notice any is missing. Smells like death and tastes like it smells. Generally followed by a great flood of vomit or a great time.
Example:
"Dude i thought you ran out of booze an hour a go."
"No man, me and the boys pulled a Noah's Ark."


Noah's Ark
Noah's Ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food Restaurant has to offer.
Example:
16 yr old Kid Working The Drive-Thru: Can I get you any sauce?

Me: yeah I got a lot of nuggets in here so can I get a Noah's Ark


Noah's Ark
Example:
"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"


noah's ark
In the card game 'phase 10' noah's ark occurs when a player is dealt an unusually, and typically unhelpfully large number of pairs. Especially useless when in phases 4-6, attempting to get a string of consecutive numbers instead of sets of the same numbers.
Example:
I am dealt two 1's, two 4's, two 8's, two 10's, an 11 and a 12, so i bitch thusly: "damnit, noah's ark again!"


Noah's Ark drunk
The state of drunkenness that ensues when you drink the entire contents of a hotel room minibar. Coined by comedian Artie Lange
Example:
Todd drank all the mini bottles of Drambuie and Wild Turkey 101, then barricaded himself

in his room at the Truncated Stay America to sleep off his Noah's Ark drunk.


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