the flood

When your girl gives you multiple blowjobs and you nut inside her mouth so much that it floods out.



the flood
When attending a Halo party and not participating in a round, silently approach the back of whoever appears to be winning the current round and ejaculate all over the back of that player's head.
Example:
Player: "I'm ahead b 5 frags... what the hell was that?!?"
Bystander: "The Flood!"


the flood
A fourum that declared its independance from b.net and is now the arch enemy of 4chen and /b/. The general stupidity of the halo frums does not effect the flood, hence it caters to a smarter group of people who do not use random internet memes to talk on their threds.
Example:
"dude the flood is such a godly forum"

"the flood will destroy /b/ in the course of next year"


the flood
the flood is a series of creatures sent to scare and eat anything in its presence, and take take over human bodies but not covenant. Very ugly creatures with tentacles for arms and whip you in the face.
Example:
Ohhh shit! The zombie things are here. No shithead!!! that is the flood.


Flooded
when a hot guy (or a guy who thinks he is hot) walks into a room making all the girls panties wet.
Example:
1.Im going to take my shirt off before I walk into there and the whole room will get flooded
2. When I walk in the room will get flooded, so try not to slip.


floods
pants that are unintentionally too shortin the hem. so named because you can walk in a flood with them and they won't get wet.

aka high waters.
Example:
i gained 10 pounds and my new pants turned into floods.


The Flood
An acient parasitic race housed on Halo. It consists of three forms, the Infection form, the combat form, and the carrier form. The infenction form latches on to a host, inserts a needle like appendage, forces a match in the hosts DNA, and mutates the host. If the host was in tact at the time of "consumption", it is mutated into a combat form. Superior to its normal counter part, the combat form posseses superior strength and lightning speed. The hosts head is pushed back, allowing sensory organs to form, and the hosts fingers are turned into whips. If the host was to badly damaged, it turns into a combat form. The hosts head swells enourmesly, and fills with fluid and infection forms. When killed or near an opponent, the head explodes, showering the area with flood.
Example:
Cortana-Dust and echos, were all thats left....we did what we had to do, a covenant armada...and the flood...gone"


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