Not a Father's Day
by arcadiageorge on Jun 17, 2014 02:01:53
Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the
Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and
Maury Povich.
Father's day
by Jonathan on Dec 11, 2003 11:40:07
Example:
Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat
duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin',
tiday mus be "I be ur
daddy day"
Father's Day
by Virgin Suicides on Jun 27, 2017 07:58:44
Example:
Mama said that
Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural
maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.
Father's Day
by Seddy Mazel on Sep 17, 2017 23:50:12
Father's Day: the third Sunday
in June appointed for the honoring of
middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "
call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Example:
Richard's bust out brother has a really
bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"
father's day
by PoopieNigga on Sep 28, 2003 02:52:56
Example:
Jamal: Happy
Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of
the hat again! Last year it was
Lamar, my principal!
Fathers Day
by sea_monster on Jun 17, 2013 05:40:06
Father's Day
by Wilted Roses on Jun 16, 2019 13:49:50
Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with
your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then
recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a
grandfather! 😃
Father's Day
by Yeet2005 on Jun 16, 2018 05:02:52
A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every
sports game, eating all
the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).
Example:
Woops, tomorrow is
Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly
spices.
father's day
by dirTsamoan on Jul 03, 2003 08:57:23
Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day
in June which can be a source of rejoicing or
sorrow or
confusion.
Example:
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that
stupid smile off your face you
fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!