father's day

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father's day
Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
Example:
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!


father's day
South African slang used in some parts of the country. Describes a situation at a party / get-together / social gathering where most of the participants are men, especially those in their middle-ages and a bit older. Not necessarily a sausage fest of older men.

In a stereotypical setting, jazz and soulful deep house is the order of the day, expensive whiskies and brandies pouring, and a very decent collection of cars assembled. A small number of women may be there, sometimes wives / girlfriends of some of the participants, or young women being courted.
Example:
Piet: "Isn't Sipho holding a chill session or something? We should go I'm bored."

Angelo: "I walked past his house and it's father's day there. Not for me bra."


Not a Father's Day
Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Example:
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!


Father's Day
a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.
Example:
Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.


Father's Day
Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy
Example:
Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting"


Father's Day
Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃
Example:
Person 1: "Father's day is great!"
Person 2: "I can agree!"


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