Douchie

Taking a picture of someone taking a selfie



Douchie
Once a male has ejaculated into a woman (who is on her period) the woman stands over him and lets the cum and period blood drip on his chest.
Example:
Why do you like getting the Douchie from Veronica so much, you might as well let her shit on your chest?


Douchy
In Australia, among high school and university students, Douchy refers to the legend of a man (Andrew Douch) who makes biology videos that are inflicted upon many students. He's great but such a meme.
Example:
We've got bio next, another hour of Douchy because the teacher can't be stuffed thinking of a proper lesson.


The Douchies
The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
Example:
"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"

"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"


Douchiness
n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.
Example:
Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.


douchie
Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie is used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts ofdouche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is. A douchie is typically appreciated whereas a douche is not.
Example:
From girlfriend to boyfriend: "I can't believe you just made fun of Jenn's muffin top. You're such a douchie".


The Douchy
The pose of holding one's knuckle above your chin and holding a pose. Started by B-Boys and now has spread to the douche bag population.
Often used by guys who get their photos taken at the mall or in their myspace photo. Often seen in group party photos.
Can be used to decribe the pose or the person holding the pose.
Example:
Girl 1(while staring at photos on Facebook)
I can't believe I was so drunk I hooked up with that guy.
Girl 2
Let me guess...The Douchy.

Girl 1

I am never drinking again.


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