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old bean

Old Bean is the clitoritis of an older lady, usually a pensioner.

old bean

by AKX on Sep 19, 2005 22:36:19

A noun that can describe anyone either in an amicable, ironic or downright derogatory meaning.

Example:
"That's right, old bean!" - Amicable.
"STFU, you old bean." - Derogatory.

old bean

by A-Z-OOG on Oct 11, 2003 23:44:33

a reject word that posh people use

Example:
cherio, old bean!

old bean

by J&J on Jul 27, 2007 00:56:53

An old man/woman over the age of about 60 who is mean.

Example:
'That old bean man next door won't throw my basketball back'

Old Bean

by Douglas MacIntyre on Jun 20, 2007 01:45:40

British colloquialism:

An affectionate form of address, usually used in a greeting and almost universally said by a man to another man.

Example:
Ah good to see you (optional insertion of person's name) old bean. How are you?

Old Bean

by The Only Old Bean on Jul 05, 2019 06:05:03

1. A friendly form of address to a man.

Example:
Great to see you Old Bean!

Old bean

by the shonny on May 18, 2009 20:05:15

Term of endearment used by men when addressing an old friend, emphasising that you are pleased to see him.
It is absolutely neutral, and if anything a bit fuzzy warm.
Very Wodehousian.

Example:
Good to see you again, old bean!
Best of luck, old bean!
Still married to that gorgeous blonde, old bean?

Old Bean

by RowanDom on Jun 02, 2010 21:26:58

An Old Bean: A bean which has aged considerably since birth.
Used as a naming term for people when a posh english accent is put on by the addresser.

Example:
Good to see you, old bean.
Quit your jibber jabber, old bean!

Old Bean

by Chris Podany on Mar 25, 2008 12:13:15

1)Referring to and or about an extremly elderly or a diabolically mishapen object or person 2) Aged part of any seedbearing plant in which the plant is unable produce offspring due to the elderlarity of the bean 3) Maniacs whom attack innocent villagers due to a loss of brain cells

Example:
The Old Bean was so elderly, and mentally insane, that he ravenged the poor children with his fluttering mustache.

Ex. the toad guy off of mario party, thor, possibly leviathan, nearly anyone with a raggity beard or 'stache

Old Bean Burrito

by DwightPegusus on Dec 10, 2010 04:35:23

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out

Example:
Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.

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