Roommate

A person you are forced to live with in a tiny dorm room,with who the University will ensure that you will not get along with. Someone who will make your life hell, no matter how nice you are.



Roommate
An individual, usually someone who couldn't find anyone else to live with, that takes up space, makes noise when you are trying to sleep, and walks in on you while you are masturbating. Luckily the roommate will typically not find it too strange if you just stay under the covers looking annoyed until he/she leaves.
Example:
*Door opens*
Roommate: Hi! I didn't know you were up.
Pants-less Me: Um... I'm not....


Roommate
Someone who claims to be your friend, but once you move in with them "forgets" to pay you back for rent/electiric/cable/ethernet, bitches about dishes in the sink when they all belong to her, forces you to get rid of your cat by pretending they are allergic to it, destroys your furniture, pretends to be depressed to get attention, and generally freaks out about the stupidest things imaginable. ie: A roommate is a spoiled bitch who either can't or refuses to clean, and is used to mommy and daddy giving her everything.
Example:
me: Can you give me the electric check?
roommate: Uh yeah....(proceeds to never give you a check until you corner her in the kitchen.)
me: Can you move your stuff out of the living room?
Roommate: Uh yeah...(never moves shit, but bitches about how the room is messy)


Roommate
Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.
Example:
"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."


Roommate
The reason why you are not sleeping right now. Not because he is annoying, but because he is one of your best friends even if he wasn't before rooming. The one who can make you laugh with random stuff he does in the safety of your room and vice versa. The kind that you can make endless inside jokes with, sometimes even daily.
Example:
I started randomly dancing and instead of judging me, my roommate applauded me


Roommate
Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.
Example:
"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."


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