PEACOCKS

Peacocking means dressing for attention. Just like Peacock's use their feathers to get a mate.



Peacocking
The act of a male politician waving his tiny dick around in order to grab the attention of his orange neon god.
Example:
By filing the failed lawsuit against Vice-president Pence, Senator Josh Hawley was shaking his feathers and peacocking for the lame duck loser president.


Peacock
Normally an English gentleman - Dresses smartly and to an untrained eye has the look of a preppy - They have exceptional etiquette and are from wealthy backgrounds - Peacock's have class.

They don't shop for Jack Wills or try to follow the trend - they have a unique style.
Example:
"Oh yeah you know that guy" - "he's such a Peacock"


Peacocking it
1. Strutting yourself in a peacock manner 2. being very cocky and acting as though you know it all 3. Essentially acting like a fool 4. Extensive amounts of arrogance
Example:
Worker 1: I know everything there is to this project.

Worker 2: Well if we simplified it using this method....
Worker 1: We are doing it my way.

{Mess ensues and the the workers have to clean it}

Worker 2: If you hadn't been PEACOCKING IT we wouldn't have had this mess.


peacockable
a person that would gather attention from a member of the same or different sex.

a person someone would want to "show" their feathers too.
Example:
Damn, she's peacockable.


peacock
A person (usually male) dressing, acting or talking in a way to draw an access amount of attention to themselves usually deriving from a lack of attention as a child, a bit of ego-mania and causing surrounding onlookers to hate their fucking guts.

It's the adult equivalent of saying, "Hey mom, look at me. Look at me! LOOK AT ME! Watch what I can do!"

The peacock can take many forms. This can be a Jersey shore asshole or a hipster fuck. Multiple polos with the collars up or massive ears plugs and tattoos on the neck. The result is the same.
Example:
Dude 1: Why is that guy wearing a top hat in the bar?
Dude 2: Because he's a peacock motherfucker

During a conversation at a party:

Guy 1 to guy 2: Fuck, man. Last night work was a nightmare. Right when I was about to get off work my boss came in and said...

Peacock with his shirt off: (walks through conversation) Hey guys, you see anything you like??

Guy 1: No. So anyways, my boss says...

Peacock: (rubs nipples) Are you sure you don't see anything you like?!?!

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up, you peacock-motherfucker before I punch you in the dick


peacocked
To excitedly deliver a piece of news to large group of people only to find they have know about it for two days minimum. Thereby leading them to conclusion you hve been locked in your bedroom for 48 hours with 300cwt of pornography
Example:
"Did you know Elton John is apparently gay?" "Sorry you've been peacocked"


Peacocking
Peacocking is the action or actions exhibited in the beginning stages of courting. These actions are typically only temporary and exist during "the chase" of a mate. Much like a male peacock displaying his fruitful colors of his feathers to capture the attention of a mate.
Example:
For example, Bob, while dating Jane, paid for dinner, brought her flowers & candy, won prizes for her. However, after confirmation of a mutual relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) all actions taken to impress Jane are now gone. Ergo, Bob was peacocking. courting dating


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