government mule
It's what you get beat like when your in he middle of a slobberknocker, and if you don't have the guts to stick around you might run like a scalded dog with a case of the limber tail.
Example:
I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.
I have to to tell you that was one hell of a slobberknocker and Jaired got beat like a fuckin government mule.