government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.



Government Mule
Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.
Example:
Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!


Government Mule
Reference to back in the mid to late 1800s, where freed black slaves were given 40 acres of land and one mule. Hardly a fair trade, but none the less, a fact. However, the term has been adopted to describe how tough a person is, particularly made famous by Jim Ross and the WWF/WWE.
Example:
"Ol' Stone Cold is tougher than a government mule! Hes stompin' a mudhole in his ass and walking it dry!"


$40 Government Mule
Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass
Example:
Man, that girl has a ass like a $40 government mule!


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