PORTALS

Funniest game ever!Made by valve as a part of the orange box.



Portal
The name of the best 3d puzzle game ever made. Included in Half Life: The Orange Box for Xbox 360, Portal has the gamer solve puzzles by using a 'portal gun' to shoot two portals at the environment: one for an entrance, and the other for an exit, and vice versa. All the while, an computer voice guides the user through each stage, with more ominous comments at each stage.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, lets get on Halo 3.
Guy 2: Hell no. I'm playing through Portal again.


The Portal
The Portal is a nick name for triple c's, it single hand idly defines a high that is almost unexplainable unless you've been there.
Example:
YO Wtf doood, im a box deep in the portal. straight zooted.


Portalism
The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Example:
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.


portal
A tear in the space-time continuum that allows immediate transportation from one area to another. Some portals allow time travel as well. Some individuals are known to have the power to, in fact, create portals using mind powers.
Example:
Quick, we must get back to the time portal! It is closing!

I will get to the delicious cake behind the wall using a portal, and then laz0rz to kill the hungry polar bear.


Latest Searches

Crash and Bernstein, Oliver North, Prespect, coke house, flapped out, Languagism, Frat boys, Late Night Funny Man, welfare check, ends meat, bar south, kick rocks, separate, heartcore, middle school girls, nazi punks, Peter Lorre, March 10, Wordskies, Phoenix collegiate, blue lotus, hinti, Yaffa, Port huron, thunder bastard, mexican hot pocket, KIMAK, lulzy, Cherry Valley, Ny, Allotment, a testament to, LET US GET IT, swing on me, fifferent, sleepy hollow, pollocks, strategic, colonel lovelock, red roomed, Posting up, will schwartz, DOUBLE CUPPED, golden nipple, chicken lights, gd nyt, manbaby, Steven Adler, Dilweeding, v cute, Drug problem, Too many, Squiggly Bits, Camp Bisco, ian watkins, Uglass nigga, KEVIN DE BRUYNE, The Baton, eon, jameling, cave update, Ampeg, bette, beated up, The Pierogi, can-can, Tumble Weeding, iad, Da Blue Crew, softball, Cotati, Norteno, efrain lopez, Luny, curdle, looking gay, the javelin, last four, Randy Newman, Resiliency, free V-bucks, chowing down, old gloris, the stanley cup, pished, Bridge of Don, Mothet, detonation, undepressed, Shalen, TWENTY-FOUR, kaioshin, got the dick, shot in the knee, biting off, whisky, signs, shity day, sputs, snap off, slabber, Tear That Ass Apart, Dahveed, krad, Magda, RAP MONSTER, Bakersfield, the dunes, cocanal, Logic sense, Kai Parker, Self-isolation, Smeg Head Shit Face, Arve, Balogna Slaps, down for life, modalism, Ta Da Da, F9, in good, fashion police, chaunt, Aynus, Dirty roll up, TRVP, not Britain, Irrigate, cotton pony, Fdot, day raging, Nec Nec MPL, cumin seeds, experiencer, im rock hard, tattersall, Chess Pieced Off, goat rodeo, Nickolis, ass woman, quibbles, Esvin, yitties, Ne-Co-Ni-Cu-Zn-Ga, barbering, Interiority, illogicate, schnar, cancer man, game tight, Size 16 timberlands, pro war, ANGRILY, Belt it up your arse, Disowned, homeschoolers, compliMANt, Crap Snap, Randy Marsh, this is a test, Tit Boy, battle of hastings, tice nits, rouse, BUSHPIG, manties, CORMACK, one rat, Moment of Truth, tumi, disappoint, itan, Mothafucka, new meaning, shaco, Optioned, IPPA, thot alert, redneck wedding ring, Johanson, schwill shank, samie, Doing Upto, Pwet Butas, didzy, BUNKBED, make a wish, Jesus-walking, eya, Wack, Bulldog, cantelouping, wishbone, tebe, anti-vaccination, coinstar come up, Hairs Cut, radikal nectarineism, northern mexico, knocking on the door, plug her up, the tom green show, portals, Crash and Bernstein, Oliver North, Prespect, coke house, flapped out, Languagism, Frat boys, Late Night Funny Man, welfare check, ends meat, bar south, kick rocks, separate, heartcore, middle school girls, nazi punks, Peter Lorre, March 10, Wordskies, Phoenix collegiate, blue lotus, hinti, Yaffa, Port huron, thunder bastard, mexican hot pocket, KIMAK, lulzy, Cherry Valley, Ny, Allotment, a testament to, LET US GET IT, swing on me, fifferent, sleepy hollow, pollocks, strategic, colonel lovelock, red roomed, Posting up, will schwartz, DOUBLE CUPPED, golden nipple, chicken lights, gd nyt, manbaby, Steven Adler, Dilweeding, v cute, Drug problem, Too many, Squiggly Bits, Camp Bisco, ian watkins, Uglass nigga, KEVIN DE BRUYNE, The Baton, eon, jameling, cave update, Ampeg, bette, beated up, The Pierogi, can-can, Tumble Weeding, iad, Da Blue Crew, softball, Cotati, Norteno, efrain lopez, Luny, curdle, looking gay, the javelin, last four, Randy Newman, Resiliency, free V-bucks, chowing down, old gloris, the stanley cup, pished, Bridge of Don, Mothet, detonation, undepressed, Shalen, TWENTY-FOUR, kaioshin, got the dick, shot in the knee, biting off, whisky, signs, shity day, sputs, snap off, slabber, Tear That Ass Apart, Dahveed, krad, Magda, RAP MONSTER, Bakersfield, the dunes, cocanal, Logic sense, Kai Parker, Self-isolation, Smeg Head Shit Face, Arve, Balogna Slaps, down for life, modalism, Ta Da Da, F9, in good, fashion police, chaunt, Aynus, Dirty roll up, TRVP, not Britain, Irrigate, cotton pony, Fdot, day raging, Nec Nec MPL, cumin seeds, experiencer, im rock hard, tattersall, Chess Pieced Off, goat rodeo, Nickolis, ass woman, quibbles, Esvin, yitties, Ne-Co-Ni-Cu-Zn-Ga, barbering, Interiority, illogicate, schnar, cancer man, game tight, Size 16 timberlands, pro war, ANGRILY, Belt it up your arse, Disowned, homeschoolers, compliMANt, Crap Snap, Randy Marsh, this is a test, Tit Boy, battle of hastings, tice nits, rouse, BUSHPIG, manties, CORMACK, one rat, Moment of Truth, tumi, disappoint, itan, Mothafucka, new meaning, shaco, Optioned, IPPA, thot alert, redneck wedding ring, Johanson, schwill shank, samie, Doing Upto, Pwet Butas, didzy, BUNKBED, make a wish, Jesus-walking, eya, Wack, Bulldog, cantelouping, wishbone, tebe, anti-vaccination, coinstar come up, Hairs Cut, radikal nectarineism, northern mexico, knocking on the door, plug her up,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!