POSSUMS

Affectionate name and term of endearment for a loved one in relation to the cute Australian marsupial that is soft and lives in trees.



Possume
Example:
#1 Dude, Simon just pulled a rabbit out of his ass!
#2 What!? That's awesome!
#1 No, it's possume!


possum
correct spelling: opossum(why the o..nobody knows). a furry four legged creature that insists on running directly in front of your car while youre rockin out to journey then all of a sudden your friends in the back seat just scream POSSUUUMMMM!! then the thing looks right at you, makes you swerve, and disappears.
Example:
"Dont stop believ--!" POSSUUUMMMM!! I swear that possum looked right at me.


Possum
1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night
Example:
After Mike was getting a little "grabby" with Betty, she decided she would have to have to pull a possum, so she curled up into a ball and went to sleep


possuming
Much more older than the above, going back at least to the '20s.

Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.
Example:
"Sarah, quit possuming. We're going home." from Matryoschka Daughters


possums
Said as a drawn-out, menacing warning of upcomming misfortune. A sign of impending doom. Indicates an on-comming accident or peril. Usually the prequal to getting Arrowed.
Example:
"I just found another girl's bra in my boyfreinds back seat, but he cant be cheating, right? Possums......


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